boner tie

dilberts tie as seen in the comic strip and the now cancelled tv show.

OMGZ!!!1! that boner tie curves up and to the left! thats amazing!!

by Super Soaker May 27, 2007

Billy Boner

Billy Boner to describe a feeling a redneck gets in their pants when they look at a BIG truck.

Man This is the 3rd time today Billy Bob has a got a Billy Boner after looking at my new truck.

by Redneck Mother Fucker January 22, 2018

boner pills

Boner Pills are any type of drugs that force blood into your boner giving you hours of fun with a raging Erection

I went hoggin at the bar last night picked up a fat bitch but couldn’t get hard when it was time to Skewer the beast ,so I popped a of couple boner pills and in 20 min I was ready to give her the hot beef injection

by Atom meatshaft D August 1, 2020

lesbian-boner

when a girl bleaches the front of her hair or half of her bangs. Usually in stark contrast to the black or deep red of the rest of her hair. The affect makes them look like a rare cock-a-teal.

"Did you see her new hair style? She just popped a lesbian-boner."

by JuniorBee February 4, 2010

tisue boner

when you dont really have a boner, its just tisue in your pants to make it apper that you have one.

**puts tissue in pants**
im having a boner.. >.<
but really. its just a tisue boner.

by tisueboner May 10, 2011

Cool-Boner

A word invented by Evan Benedetti, it means something is extra cool, apparently all of the cool kids are saying it.

kirk peterson: "Hey today i just ordered 6 fourties"....

Evan: "Cool Boner"

by cool boner November 26, 2003

Sleepy boner

When wearing scrubs, the freedom can excite the junk into a boner, though not an angry one. Discovered at wilford hall medical center.

Dude, I was working the other night, and I got so relaxed / tired, I sprouted a hella sleepy boner.

by Saint947 July 31, 2010