Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.
Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.
by le pain d'épice October 15, 2021
The equivalent of the marvel universe except with tiktokers with no fucking j*b. And even more j*bless losers that keep people updated on them.
by world scholar June 08, 2025
You a hoe or can mean you get passed around and all you just want is d*ck or p*ssy and also mean your no good every one had you
Look at her,him being a burned cookie
by Luh bra shiesty November 19, 2023
by the cool man guy sir maam February 27, 2023
When you are having sex and you cum in the girls mouth then proceed to dunk your balls in her mouth.
by xXhoe_slayerXx September 26, 2021
cookies and cream is the term used to describe a situation where the majority of the people in the room are white and the minority is black.
Teacher: obama was the first black persedient in america.
Jerome: DAMN! the american government be on that cookies and cream shit
Jerome: DAMN! the american government be on that cookies and cream shit
by choklitluverzpizza June 03, 2022
I love cookies and cream
by Pengi209 December 09, 2021