Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A Vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary

The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A Vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary

The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A Vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.

-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Heardtrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.

She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.

by Team Britney May 29, 2022

person 18

Me:I am the one who hath created thine being

Person 18: shut the fuck up I do not care

Me:why am I defining this what the fuck am I doing with my life like come on man *crys*

Person 18: who tf are you talking to

Person 1: hi Person 2
Person 2:hi Person 3
Person 3:hi Person 4
Person 4:hi Person 5
Person 5:hi Person 6
Person 6:hi Person 7
Person 7:hi Person 8
Person 8:hi Person 9
Person 9:hi Person 10
Person 10:hi Person 11
Person 11:hi Person 12
Person 12:hi Person 13
Person 13:hi Person 14
Person 14:hi Person 15
Person 15:hi Person 16
Person 16:hi Person 17
Person 17:hi Person 18
Person 18:fuck all of you I'm the main character

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

Ur fav person

The best.

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.

by Definitely._. December 21, 2020