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Ninja

Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )
by elcúbicocubícocubicó September 22, 2018
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Ninja Creami

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.
Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
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HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.
by SD Nova May 27, 2017
mugGet the HotBox Ninjamug.

Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.
Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.
by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021
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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
mugGet the Coffee Ninjamug.

Ninja

Some blue haired streamer with loads of cash.
"HE'S STREAM SNIPING DUDE!", *reports for having higher ping*.
Guy: what a Ninja.
by iiiCassh November 24, 2018
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