jeramy's mom

the hot mom of jeramy who works at hooters and has some very large hooters of her own. she loves to fuck her son, jeramy as well as any one she sees.

jeramy's MOM upside down is WOW!!!!!!
jeramy's mom is the biggest spreader of aids
jeramy's mom has ginormous hooters
jeramy's mom sucks jeramy dry every night
jeramy's mom is single every morning
jeramy's mom has kong sized tities
jeramy's mom likes to get rough with miggets
jeramy's mom cant stop liking her son's pussy
jeramy's mom has the most massive melons and fruits

by the wonderous sperm whale January 4, 2008

Yer mom!

1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.

Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.

by Shady51 March 9, 2004

mom rock

The maternal equivalent of dad rock. These are the female singer-songwriters your father never grew fond of as well as the heart-throbs of your mother's youth. Includes any album made before you were born that requires a vagina to fully appreciate.

You: I looked through mum's old vinyl collection for some rare Beatles LPs, but all I found were these late-80s Bob Dylan records!

Dad: That's mom rock for ya, son.

by Ninja3377 November 8, 2011

Your Mom

A comeback often used by rutards :

Jimmy: "Can you turn that light off?"
Philip: "Can you turn your mom off?"
Jimmy: "Can YOU turn your mom off?"

by TuMadreYea February 6, 2010

Step-mom

The thick ass mother figure every step son wants to fuck

Step-mom hi Dan
Step-son thinking I would fuck you till you were pregnant and broken
Step-son hi

by I whould fuck my stepmother June 25, 2021

Mom Eyes

When someone has mom eyes for you, it means that they view everything you do as great, or see you as beautiful/pretty/handsome even when you are not.

Best friend: You’re honestly the prettiest girl I know 😍
Best friend #2: Thank you! It’s mainly your Mom Eyes because I’m a 5 at best, but I’ll take it.

by ReesaBee216 June 23, 2019

Mom Thot

A mom that likes to hoe around/ dress like a hoe and doesn’t care what people think

Boy 1: is that kourtnee

Boy 2: yeah she’s such a mom thot

Boy 1: mom thot?
Boy 2: yeah, she posts her kids on her story then the next picture is of her titties

by Bubbles0228 January 1, 2019