Saint Mary’s School

Ah the classic all girls, saint Mary’s school in Raleigh NC. Where the white bitches wear nothing but tight lulu fits, Sam jackets and golden goose. You can always trust us to share some drama. Where the black girls act white and get offended by almost everything. The summer time consist of wearing booty shorts, crop tops and finished with some pair of 1000$ dollar shoes. The winter consist of sweatpants, a huge sweatshirt, and uggs. But who cares when there’s no boys. Plus, who needs boys when we can just have yours. I can not tell you how many people come to this school on the daily with either a new colored hair, or orange skin from those damn spray tans. We are classier than classy and that’s okay because we basically run Raleigh and we run all the boys. Don’t make us mad because than we’ll just steal your man. We basically own all of ravenscroft, broughton and of course, the all boys brother school, woodberry. So don’t fuck with our guys or you’ll just get you feelings hurt. In order to be at this school, your family has gotta be richer than rich, which is why most of us will probably never work a day in our lives and just live off of our parents money until we get married and drive our kids to their private pre-school everyday in our Matte black Range Rover equipped with black out rims and tinted windows. Only to go back home to our big ass houses while our husbands are at work and have bible study with the girls.

You go to saint Mary’s school? Damn how many pairs of golden goose do you have??

by LillyjohnsonisTIKTOKfamous January 16, 2020

The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Maris

Maris is amazing and i love her sm she's the sweetest person you'll ever meet and is absolutely fucking gorgeous/

Person 1: "I met this beautiful sweet and funny girl today!"
Person 2: "Oh! So you met Maris?"

by meowza96 September 21, 2022

MARI

Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury

Emily got a MARI last night. You ask how did you get that she responds. I have no idea.

by Shysharky July 5, 2022

Marie-Lea

Marie-Lea is a special name. Not many people have this name. She is a unique and perfect girl which loves social media. She blinds everyone with her beauty.
She is easily injured so be carful with her.

You: how would you define Marie-Lea?
Me: strong

by Sheishot November 22, 2021

Do it mary Boylen style

To be with the same person as your sibling/have an affair

YO SHE DO IT MARY BOYLEN STYLE

by Cheese2pointo May 26, 2020

Mari Cha Polis

Mari Cha Polis is super scared of the wet wet

Mari Cha Polis is acting like a mari, when he saw the wet wet

by KDOT Connectors June 28, 2024