The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
by The French Carrot April 22, 2018
Get the french carrotmug. by thacheff March 15, 2015
Get the French Holy Trinitymug. by That French Shit December 27, 2020
Get the That French Shitmug. A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
Get the French Tubamug. A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
by SADBC October 8, 2021
Get the Pardon my french friesmug. "The other day I gave my girl the French Press."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017
Get the French Pressmug. by Punkydooster February 4, 2022
Get the French bumion soupmug.