When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.
by Evangelatos July 21, 2023
Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.
Leo: I’m having the hojos today.
Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?
Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?
by Jinxed Bayous August 04, 2018
who should have never been born : gingers
by big boy movessss May 29, 2020
Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
by Sexydimma December 07, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Have An Idea That Is free Of Thought, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Light Blulb<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Have An Idea That Is free Of Thought, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Light Blulb<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections
comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good
reply: why did you take your time to write this
reply: why did you take your time to write this
by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021
To 'Have something down' is to take a penil, pen or similarly sized and shaped cylindrical object and place it on the back of the middle finger with the other fingers resting ontop while said hand is rested flat on a table or other flat surface. Then the sportsman will raise the free hand above the pen. With a fast and sharp motion, the free hand is slammed down palm first on the back of the lower hand. The pen will then be snapped over the back of the middle finger. It can be relatively painful for those in the persuit of such sport.
The challenge is to break as many pens, pencils or other objects as possible in one go.
The challenge is to break as many pens, pencils or other objects as possible in one go.
"I bet you cant 'ave that down"
"Jeez, Glynn... that's a fountain pen"
"Bugger it, I'll be having it down"
"Jeez, Glynn... that's a fountain pen"
"Bugger it, I'll be having it down"
by Wonnywocketwon June 11, 2021