cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 21, 2023

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023

Half chat.

Two definitions here. Half chat going at half speed...not full chat as in flat out.
Secondly ..any sort of darkie or shitskin crossed with a white person.

Look at that darkie half chat on the pushbike...he mustn't have stole it , he's only going half chat.

by Ihate pakis January 7, 2024

Half a gimptard

When one of your parents is a gimptard and the other is normal

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dads a regular person

by Half a Gimptard inc January 14, 2024

Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.

Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.

by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 29, 2024

Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.

"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."

by JJisGae April 6, 2023