spiderman high five

Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms

First I came. Then we slung the webs as I gave him a spiderman high five

by Spider-Man high fiver April 30, 2023

Five Nights at Freddy's

A game where ghosts that possess animatronics try to kill you because you're the son of their killer and they're salty af

Man, Five Nights at Freddy's is so hard, especially 4/20 mode. Hehe, 4/20...

by GenericUsernameFrom2012_123 February 22, 2022

love five

When you go for a low five but end up holding hands for like five minutes.

We were just hanging out and then she gave me a sick love five!

by Rumbutt April 20, 2016

Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Fiving

When you remove the skin of your Penis by putting it inside a twisted tea can.

“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”

“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”

by Joelio June 3, 2021