Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.

Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.

by Emadrio October 20, 2010

Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011

Facebook Nice

The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.

Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .

by BMFESQ August 3, 2017

The facebook faces

The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.

Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!

proper internet user:Oh god why...

Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!

proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!

by burning bacon June 5, 2012

Pull a Facebook

1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.

Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.

by JudgeJC January 21, 2011