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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
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David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
by Lazerbater December 7, 2022
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David

David is a PUNK
by Umexcusemewhat December 15, 2022
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David

David, come and talk to me
by idkwiadrn December 16, 2022
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David

What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.
“Do you know David?”

“Have you seen that guy David?”

“I love David.”
by Addylines December 19, 2022
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david spillman

the word “david spillman” is used when you are walking through the hallway at school and see somebody who looks extremely homosexual, and you don’t know what gender they are.
wow, that person looks like a david spillman. You don’t ever want to be caught with someone like that.
by bentley01morris December 26, 2022
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David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!
by iscream. December 27, 2022
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