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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Cookie Cutter Bitch

gay slang for someone hat doesnt have any striking personality traits that define them from being unpeculiar, to the naked eye. basically not enough style to make a scene on the spot.
that cookie cutter bitch stephine's outfit didn't stand out enough
by misfitmall January 22, 2024
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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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Cookie Dooks

A man who ends up gay Infront of another man while fucking a woman
That man over there is totally cookie dooks
by AHEGHHHHWHEHSNWMS May 6, 2022
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Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.
Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.
by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021
mugGet the Selling Cookies in Hellmug.

souffle cookie

the lesbian girl (if you dont know what im talking about then go away)
Cronsiannt :have you seen souffle cookie? i really wanna kiss her.
She's over there.
by the cool man guy sir maam February 27, 2023
mugGet the souffle cookiemug.

Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
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