Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.

"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Chris

A real ass nigga who tries to keep everyone happy and loves working out and staying positive.Loves dressing nice and being around a lot of people, sometimes he wants to be by himself.If he is mad he will still try to stay positive.His type is black/latina. He likes to play video games.Chris tries his best to get what he wants and will not settle for anything less.He loves his close friends and will always make sure their, although he puts himself first.

Yo Chris you really him.

by Cbank-15 November 10, 2022

Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.

Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?

by Wowwowweewow September 12, 2021

Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.

bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...

by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019

Chris

If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.

Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.

by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018

Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013