Munchie-can

A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.

Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*

by rawrimmadinosaur123 June 03, 2013

Can of rabbits

A combination of "Can of worms" and "Rabbit hole" that was said on accident by it's creator. Is used in the same way as both "Rabbit hole" and "Can of worms".

Person 1: "Yo did you hear about (Insert name here)?"

Person 2: "Yeah. This opens up a whole new can of rabbits."

by John A. Apricot December 04, 2023

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 04, 2022

So can I Win.

Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.

Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.

by AnOnymOus M0us3 July 02, 2021

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing

"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"

by September 03, 2023

How can I not relate

Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.

Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."

by Hym Iam April 05, 2024