Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

Cookie

A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.

Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition

“They always make me feel bad they’re such a Cookie”

by Xavygravy March 17, 2022

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

cookies

It's an exclamation shouted right after stealing the basketball from the offense. It originated around 1991-1993 and was related to the cookie crisp commercial in which the cookie crook tried to steal cookies from the breakfast table while his dog sidekick screamed cooooooooookies.

-Chris Allen @ceeayy

COOKIES! Yo, you see him steal the ball from son.

by CeeAyy December 31, 2016

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

Danger Cookie

When you like/crush a person, but you really shouldn't, they are a Danger Cookie. You can be around them a little, but not too long/much or it gets serious. A crumb or a nibble is fine, but don't eat the whole cookie because they're addictive!

"I saw Trey at the party and had to come up with a reason to leave early. He just looked too cute! A total danger cookie..."

by SallysHardware November 27, 2025

cookie duke

A cookie duke is a crazy person, kind of like the crazy people in Disney movies.

"He's a real cookie duke, that fellow."

by Trahearne March 24, 2021