Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Floor-beer

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans

After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.

by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

by retrohgmr March 3, 2010

Beer

Men and Whores drink this..... Dikes included

Look at megan o drinking that beer

by kryshatesbrenden October 26, 2009

Beer bombers

A manly outdoor game that requires beer, empty beer bottles, frisbees, beer, and two lengths of rope.

I got a real hankerin to settle this over a round of beer bombers!

by dobber519 January 11, 2011

Snow Beer

A cocktail of beer and cocaine. Often used to describe any other alcohol that has been laced with snow.

snow beer sniff blow gear lager vodka charlie

by urbanidiot2011 February 18, 2011

Beer Space

The space in your fridge reserved only for beer.

Dude my girl tried to put her yogurt in my beer space yesterday.

by qualley95 April 29, 2011