asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of

he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding

by dababy convertable July 20, 2021

asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

Fucking asshole

this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!

Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

Tight asshole

When your asshole/butthole is tight normally if it’s too tight you finger it

Shane’s big dick couldn’t fit in toms tight asshole so shane stuck his fingers and toms mouth and shoved them up his asshole, he wiggled his fingers a bit and then tried to fit his dick in

by Gay person OH YESS February 22, 2022

Asshole

Putin

Putin is not only an asshole but a grown ass child pitching tantrums

by Ihateputin February 25, 2022

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021