Michael Jordan 6-pete

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016

mild reverse michael jackson

Like a reverse michael jackson, but instead of a white man transitioning into a black man, it's mild, so instead it's a transition to something like a brown man

Person 1- Hey man did you see William last week? His skins all brown now!
Person 2- Yeah man he got a mild reverse michael jackson

by yoyledoyle July 19, 2018

pulled a michael jackson

to undergo a dramatic facial/bodily transformation that may make one unrecognizable

person 1: "wow that girl/guy got some serious work done"
person 2: "yeah she/he definitely pulled a michael jackson, they look so different"

or

person 1:" wow that car crash screwed them up bad"
person 2:" yeah they really pulled a michael jackson"

by sweettea99 August 03, 2017

Michael Fish Moment

The act of getting a prediction catastrophically wrong.

Holy shit, I never thought the UK would seriously vote for Brexit. Guess I just had a Michael Fish moment.

by WTGOH January 06, 2017

gavin michael ham

The best guy I have ever met. He is sweet, cute, smart, weird, pretty much a perfect boyfriend.

I love my boyfriend, gavin michael ham, -faith

by serenity02 May 13, 2015

Michael Andrew Johnson

The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.

Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!

by Janabkksbwhuxuis August 04, 2013

Michael Kenneth Cramer

A god damn idiot.

Bro, don't be such a Michael Kenneth Cramer.

by fasdhgoasdihgal3e September 29, 2011