Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.

" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."

by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016

Walking L

Von

Yo that dude Von is a walking L.

by VonSahkahret March 28, 2022

walking like weinstein

The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to

Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein

by Scratchy McBastard February 24, 2020

Walk Off

Taking an upper decker after staying up all night wrastlin’ gators

Kyle had a walk off. He stayed up all night and clogged the toilet.

by Dogs barking March 10, 2021

Beast Walk

When your werewolf boyfriend goes for a morning stroll

"did you hear? jonnies boyfriend went for a Beast walk yesterday and found 40$"

"Beast walk? I didn't Know jonnie was into werewolves"

by MonsterFuckerKai August 19, 2021