by hestam May 15, 2019
Get the treemug. Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
by anonymous January 30, 2022
Get the Kayleigh Treemug. by Baysejump January 13, 2021
Get the Tree squirtsmug. People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.
by DaPinkPoptart January 19, 2015
Get the tree watchermug. by Brain54 November 18, 2015
Get the tree wrapsmug. The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
by Tarqs August 22, 2024
Get the Maple Treemug. by Vanishing November 27, 2019
Get the tree cagemug.