Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022

Ninja Starring

Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants

Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.

by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024

ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019

Ninja turtle'd

When four niggas gangbang a white chick

Damn my nigga! Daquan , Demetrius, Tyrone and the neighborhood plug ninja turtle'd Lauren!

by Brosocrates August 27, 2015

Ninja House

(Verb: Ninja Housing)
To build a house in the woods completely silently, so quitely that even if you were on a discord vc people wouldn't hear you. Any house built in this manner is a ninja house

My friend likes to go ninja housing, they're nearly done with their latest project. Wow, tell me when I can see the finished ninja house

by Muscle Tissue Enjoyer August 2, 2022

Ninja

A fortnite streamer popular with virgins and squeaky little kids using they’re parents credit card to buy skins

“Do you watch ninja”
“No because I’m not a pussy”

by Purplethunder115 January 1, 2019

Ninja Dust

The powder at the bottom of a can of Wasabi Nuts.

Bro, I was eating some wasabi almonds and that fucking ninja dust shit got in my eyes. That shit burns. I bet you could blow that shit in somebody's face on purpose and be a total ninja."

by Wip3ou7xl March 10, 2013