Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010

dog chicken

Noun - When thou poker player elects to press thy call button with scrap waste(dog chicken hands). If thou play with scared money or thou buys in for the minimum. Thou must be proclaimed as dog chicken. "What more hath thou playith in order to run well amongst thy peasantry"
If thou proceed to play every hand and thus blame everyone and everything except for thyself then one must be proclaimed as dog chicken. If thou must forward to blackjack after thine game of hold'em and lose more money then thy will be proclaimed as dog chicken.
Synonyms : Chicken water, water chicken, gambling degenerate, covid vaccine

You just shoved with 7-2 off! You're absolute dog chicken.
"I look like dog chicken when I cap"

by Trevor Popps June 3, 2021

meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.

The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.

by MilfCity February 26, 2014

Lick Dog

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her

Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.

by heididieh November 10, 2021

Replacement dog

The dog you get to replace the one who just died.

Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.

LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch

by Joe Everyman June 30, 2010

blue the dog

The cutest most lovable and cuddly dog you will ever meet. He’s very energetic and never fails to put a smile on your face. His tail continues to wiggle for infinity and beyond. His nickname is bluie-nay-nay and mr.wiggles.

I love blue the dog he’s my bluie-nay-nay!

by Ray Ray ur Bay Bay January 29, 2020

dog community

a community full of people who love dogs, most accounts will have little to no hype if you don't have a doberman, malinois or border collie or alot and alot of fans, usually full of drama over childish issues and they love to cancel people, og 2019 dog community was very loving and accepting

the dog community is a scary place

by yourmomisinmyroom26 July 21, 2021