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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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turd

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you,as in you are a turd
by u ham December 29, 2019
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cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.
"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"
by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024
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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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Turd abominator

You’re being a real turd abominator
by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022
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back turd

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?
by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014
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