A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025
Get the Free Palestine Syndromemug. Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024
Get the free muffmug. A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.
Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.
by NM83 August 17, 2025
Get the Free Mealermug. The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..
Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
by nowayto know March 22, 2019
Get the Vluten Freemug. Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Sugar free gummy bearsmug. by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019
Get the Sam Freemug. Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025
Get the free-timingmug.