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Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children
“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”
by zeethegod December 18, 2021
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Christian

He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough
That boy is so Christian
by Rachel June 26, 2018
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Christian

A guy who shaves his legs
John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day
by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024
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Smithtown Christian School

Also known as SCS. Scs is known for the biggest hoes/sluts, geeks/nerds, annoying teachers, best teachers! Scs needs to step up their game. They have the football! And we all know football is the heart of schools, they need to step up how the school looks! They need to step up everything!!! Sports, programs, clubs, and so much more!!! The tuition for the school is so expensive and I’m sure everyone has thought where the money actually goes to!? The school is so serious and everyone needs to have more fun and of course still get good grades and study. There should be a middle school dance! And yeah he prom is cool woohoo! But most kids leave for high school and do you really want them to have a bad memory of their life in middle school?! But besides all of this I think the school is okay and they just need to step up their game a little that’s all no hard feelings... not going to lie though a lot of kids make great friends!! But when you don’t click your whole entire school life is shit!
Stephanie: ugh I wish smithtown Christian school could have a middle school dance before most of us leave this crappy school for high school!!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!
by BillyOof September 5, 2018
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Christian Dinner

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.
I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.
by soluseity May 24, 2024
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