Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.

by I-Am-The-Cold June 13, 2016

PB AND J SANDWICH

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010

Meet at the Y for a Fish Sandwich

When two girls are interested in each other and want to touch boxes scissor kick style, but want to be discrete about it. AKA calling it Meeting at the Y for a fish sandwich.

Girl #1: Man you smell so good I bet you could really go for a fish sandwich right about now.

Girl #2: Let's meet at the Y for a fish sandwich.

Girl #1: Agreed I have been craving fish all day and you smell delicious too.

Girl #2: Agreed.

by Fish and Chips February 2, 2008

bacon egg and cheese sandwich

An adjective describing a hot and georgeous female!

Ricky:
Hey Jessie!

Jessie:
What Ricky?

Ricky:
Man I saw this bad as brazilian girl

at the mall yesterday!

Jessie:
Oh yeah she was looking that good?

Ricky:
Oh yeah she was looking like a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

by unkownalister November 9, 2013

Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011

Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)

When one whines and complains and generally acts like a crybaby. There are various ways CSB can be used in daily life, please see below.

Ex 1: “Man, it’s so hot. Oh, my feet hurt, can we sit down. Why do we have to walk this far, I’m tired.” “Shut the fuck up and stop your fucking whining you Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)!!!!”

Ex 2: “Oh no, It’s raining and I forgot my umbrella in the car”. “Why don’t you hold that big Chicken Sandwich over your head to keep you dry”.

Ex 3” “My girlfriend just left me for my brother, I am so fucking pissed I think I might kill myself” “Want some mayo with that?”

Ex 4: “I just had the worst day ever! My boss caught me watching porn on my computer and fired me. Then I got a speeding on the way home. And I think I gots the syph” “Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.” (This last example is most effective if you pretend to hold a chicken sandwich in your hands and then bite down on it as you make the chomping sound)

by Misuk Shawncok June 18, 2008