I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Look who just stepped in

Catchphrase of well-known UK rapper 'Morrisson'

This line can be heard in 'Shots Remix' and 'Buckingham Palace'

Morrisson: "Look who just stepped in MORRISSON!"

Alternatively:

Morrisson: "Look who just came in MORRISSON!"

by expressbenjamin20 May 9, 2020

Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More

It's like my insides have cut out again
Tongue-tied, I live life, but just don't fit in
So I

Guess I should tell you now
Guess I can play it down
Don't you watch the latest telly?
Guess I can burn you down
Guess I can tell you now
That I am less than ordinary
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor

I said too much but I'd say it again
Words do collide when the motives are thin

I guess I could mend a cut
Guess I should keep it shut
Guess I've had that one too many
Guess I could write it down
Guess I could shout it out
There's a twist in every story
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor
Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More
Honestly I hit the floor

by Gothic Miscreant December 19, 2023

I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY

No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.

by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023

just like halloween

to be tricked out of your treat 💯

ex 1:
chanel: “why don’t you talk about him anymore?”
sol: “cs he treated me just like halloween”
ex 2:
connor: “what happened when you went to her house?”
dion: “it was just like halloween”

by seaturtle420 February 21, 2022

Just jesus june

Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.

Mike:"James is going to church now?! Just jesus june is doing wonders for him i guess"

by chorbet November 15, 2022