Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Ass hat

A weird way of telling someone you want to sit on their face

Omg babe your such an Ass hat

by UwUgivemesegc October 10, 2020

BIG HAT , NO PRATTLE

Extraordinaryly intelligent person who has no sway because the COMMUNICATION travels in the shortest path possible.

Monitor a slave to the grind by a FUCK UP and realize BIG HAT , NO PRATTLE does not have to prove anything in that everyday communication battle the REST OF THE OPINIONATED have to be locked in.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 15, 2021

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head

put hat on head than eat raw potato

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020

Mr.Ass Hat

Shit for brains

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)

Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day

by Dave112 January 4, 2008