weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Y R U

Y R U IS SHORT FOR WHY ARE YOU

IT HELPS IN TYING FASTER.

FOR EXAMPLE-Y R U SO BAD?

by anonymous February 2, 2022

naughty u

A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended

Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.

"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"

by Doa Deere February 13, 2018

q u v e r t

A fetishisation of aliens and other non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature. More often than not, it is for the general incomprehensible and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those who have this fetish.

That guy is a bit of a freak, he told me he likes q u v e r t

by Skippidy toilenist May 20, 2024

U

Short for the word "you" in texting. Frequently autocorrected to "I".

“I love I 😘”
“Don’t you mean I love U?”
“Yeah sorry autocorrect 🙄”

by Feeling Shrimpy June 12, 2018

No u

Best comeback ever

When someone says u suck, simply reply with the phrase “no u”

by johncena999 April 16, 2019