J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
Get the J Money Glandmug. A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.
multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai
by Sickomonster April 16, 2025
Get the money dysmorphiamug. Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
by asphaltfries July 7, 2022
Get the Good Moneymug. by Bob the lob January 29, 2022
Get the That type of moneymug. Free money here! Get your free money right chya! There is nothing stoping you from taking it and (in the same way that there is nothing stopping you from returning a shopping cart) there is nothing stopping you from giving credit where credit is due or kicking some of it back.
Hym "Get your free money here! Come one and come all! Test the content of your being against the future slayer of God! Fill yourself with my essence and be born again!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Free moneymug. by Casserole123 November 11, 2016
Get the Moneymug. The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023
Get the big money, big cockmug.