In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.
by dbbartender October 1, 2006
Get the mexican speed wrench mug.1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.
2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.
2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.
by Robthegod May 7, 2010
Get the Mexican Road Trip mug.Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.
Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.
by Weslitzu December 30, 2013
Get the mexican butt-worms mug.by Austicole February 20, 2011
Get the Mexican Take Out mug.The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.
Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*
Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!
Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.
Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!
Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.
by GioSerg April 27, 2011
Get the Mexican Tongue Torch mug.A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.
by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018
Get the mexican ass gasket mug.One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.
by OH Lee January 28, 2014
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