Yer mom!

1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.

Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.

by Shady51 March 9, 2004

Your Mom

A comeback often used by rutards :

Jimmy: "Can you turn that light off?"
Philip: "Can you turn your mom off?"
Jimmy: "Can YOU turn your mom off?"

by TuMadreYea February 6, 2010

mom wallet

Oversized purse wallet carried by not a mom.

Erica has a mom wallet that barely fits in her purse. She carries it with pride

by Chelsea Sanders November 13, 2007

mom dick

The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.

Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.

by forneverlost December 22, 2014

Mom Thot

A mom that likes to hoe around/ dress like a hoe and doesn’t care what people think

Boy 1: is that kourtnee

Boy 2: yeah she’s such a mom thot

Boy 1: mom thot?
Boy 2: yeah, she posts her kids on her story then the next picture is of her titties

by Bubbles0228 January 1, 2019

Mom Eyes

When someone has mom eyes for you, it means that they view everything you do as great, or see you as beautiful/pretty/handsome even when you are not.

Best friend: You’re honestly the prettiest girl I know 😍
Best friend #2: Thank you! It’s mainly your Mom Eyes because I’m a 5 at best, but I’ll take it.

by ReesaBee216 June 23, 2019

gio’s mom

A self centered bitch that makes living impossible

Did you hear about Gio’s Mom? I feel bad for him.

Gio’s Mom sounds like a total bitch. How does he stay happy all the time?

by Genotype20 September 26, 2017