mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

mexican butt-worms

Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.

Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.

by Weslitzu December 30, 2013

Mexican Road Trip

Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.

2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 7, 2010

Mexican Take Out

A suxual act where the male puts his balls into the female's vagina.

Hey Baby, I am in the mood for some Mexican Take Out. He put his "beans" in her "box".

by Austicole February 20, 2011

Mexican Tongue Torch

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

by GioSerg April 27, 2011

The Mexican Sack Pull

The act of pulling back the nutsack toward and then into the asshole. The person then craps his own balls out of his ass onto a Mexican person.

I need a sandwich after the strenuous The Mexican Sack Pull.

by The Twister in the Sun October 1, 2014

Mexican Tow Truck

2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.

Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.

by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011