Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.

5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"

by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021

Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

by Child consumer March 9, 2021

Jake

I don't even know where to start. Jake is a kind and loving friend/partner. He is usually shy but always loves to impress people. He has many friends and dark brown eyes, he is usually tall and handsome and very smart. If you have him as a friend or boyfriend you are very lucky!

girl 1- oh my gosh it's Jake
girl 2-yeah
girl 1 -he's so nice

girl 2- yeah!! and sweet

by Shreckgurl169 November 11, 2021

Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.

Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!

by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Jake Orr

A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.

Wow, Jake Orr is pretty cool.

by Gutterbutt August 23, 2017

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024