jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits

by jeezo yunglee February 11, 2014

Jacob

An empty person with no future.

Don't be a Jacob.

by Arso198 November 21, 2021

Jacob

Is mine 😩😩😩

“jacob is so hot” me: “i know right but hes mine”

by ilikewomanalot September 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Jacob

a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.

omg whos that? "it's that 6'5 lebo hunky boy jacob"

"im only looking at his gap in his teeth."

by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 25, 2022

Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.

Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!

by MoochieMan February 8, 2022

Jacob S

King. Always the best. Very good looking. Better than everyone called Ed.

Hail Jacob S.

by Ollie James March 30, 2021