tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower

Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday

by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025

circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate

HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES

by realist definitions September 12, 2019

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse September 24, 2011

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Horse Girl

A girl who thinks horses are pretty

My girlfriend is a horse girl, she thinks horses are pretty

by ThebigTp November 25, 2021

horse

the animal that looks like a donkey but is more pretty and tall and is mostly brown in colour and goes:yee haw

where the hell did my horse go!

by doyou guys nothavecommonasense March 8, 2024