egg

A white rich kid, usually blonde. Someone who has a lot of money.

Person 1: "Who's that guy over there driving the porsche?"
Person 2: "Oh, that egg? He's rich."

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016

egg

man with a huge head

Wow, look at that egg across the street!

by ooo000ooo May 3, 2018

eggs aight

When you're making a delicious, unique combination of eggs and anything you find in your fridge in a frying pan and someone looks and asks what you're cooking. EGGS AIGHT!

Hey, what is that you're cooking? .....Eggs aight.

by Mitchq January 19, 2018

egg nogging

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.

“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”

by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018