Christian Mathis

A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.

That awesome Christian Mathis.

by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017

christian diaz

He is batman

Christian diaz is batman

by i like batman January 22, 2024

pinewood christian academy

a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.

Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs

by Godjgsdfgsdfgdsfgsdgsdg March 9, 2017

Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

by Shuaman June 16, 2019

Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.

by Chazard04 December 27, 2023

Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020

Maranatha Christian Academy

Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.

You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.

by trexx19 October 24, 2019