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When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
The action of spanking her so hard her ass turns glowing red, and then finishing on her ass. it is the mix of this vibrant red and clean white that makes the term "strawberries and cream"
dude 1: bro me and my girl made strawberries and cream last night
dude 2: nice bro, up top *high five*
dude 2: nice bro, up top *high five*
by 477 April 08, 2021
by Dan&Glacombs May 08, 2018
A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.
by The pigeon of doom June 05, 2020
by LinxFoxx March 11, 2022
The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023