Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.

SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.

by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009

SNIPED (BAND)

ROCK RAP

TIPPIN AND pSYCHO c
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SNIPED (band)

by LonleyXo055 May 12, 2009

The Band Aid

May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan

The Band Aid has no examples

by The Band Aid April 23, 2010

Boss Band

Those really gay hippie bands people wear across their foreheads.

often it's really a hairband around their heads...

tell tale clues of these tools? the red marks around their heads that remain after removal.

Yo what's that hair thing doing around Christie's head?

- Oh, that? It's a Boss Band.

by themadster May 19, 2010

Iraqi Backdoor

The process of anal penetration with a goat.

After Toby Keith's concert, he got in a little bit of Iraqi backdoor before he donkey-punched your mom.

by Loopos October 5, 2010

Barrel Band

The metal ring attached to the bottom of a shotgun barrel that holds the barrel onto the magazine tube

I bought an old shotgun, but the barrel band was broken off, so I could not mount it.

by Gunfighter November 29, 2010

figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"

That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.

by talent xcout January 25, 2011