When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burnmug. by Linnamonroll May 28, 2020
Get the Burnmug. by K9123 August 15, 2024
Get the Burning Logmug. "lets go get together and have a burning sesh for jake"
"hell yeah! jakes single that bitch deserves all of her shit thrown in the fire"
"hell yeah! jakes single that bitch deserves all of her shit thrown in the fire"
by miabobia May 13, 2014
Get the burning seshmug. by 江泽民 September 19, 2022
Get the view of a burning citymug. by Daisy pusher December 4, 2021
Get the Soma burnmug. A slang term for pot. As it is like a bush. Can also be interchanged for weed, reefer, ganga, and mary jane.
Woah Moses. You said you saw God appear to you. We think you've been smoking some of that burning bush.
by TheCompleteVoid June 14, 2018
Get the Burning Bushmug.