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Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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clown

by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Clown

When someone has the person they are talking to’s number saved as something sweet but the other person doesn’t even have their name saved in general.
I had his name saved as bae but he didn’t even have my number saved. Clown shit.
by hayshudbf May 12, 2020
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Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
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clown

someone who makes great joes and is super fucking funny and makes you laugh no matter what
by baddiej December 11, 2019
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Clown Circus

Clown Circus is the first known album in the solo band Lemon Demon hosted by Neil Cicierega. It was made on April 5, 2003.

Neil made this album when he was under 17, and started actually making music long before that… isn’t that impressive?
Person 1: Have you listened to Clown Circus by Lemon Demon yet…?
Person 2: What has gotten into you
by Ashalotl2 July 8, 2024
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