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led zeppelin

A satanic rock group. Their Stairway to Heaven song, when played backwards, reveals such satnic messages, you will get pwned when reading it....

Am not making this up. Go to jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm
John: Oh yeah Stairway to Heaven!
Satanic Dude: Yeah, the backwards lyrics to led zeppelin's fucking greatest satanic song are this: Oh heres to my sweet satan,

the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,

he'll bring those with him 666,

there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.

John: Oh shit
by TheTruthWillBeRevealed September 9, 2010
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Used between two guys, when one wants to draw discrete attention to the impressive attributes rack of a female who has just come into his view.
Cockney#1 Pwfoarrr! Look at that bird at the bar! It's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!

Cockney#2 Yeah, and Smuggling Peanuts too!
by Negrophiliac May 26, 2008
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Led Zeppelin

The most perfect rock and roll band in history.
Stairway to Heaven, Going to California, When the Levee Breaks, Black Dog, Kashmir, Whole Lotta Love, Dazed and Confused, Over the Hills and Far Away, Whole lotta Love, Immigrant Song, Communication Breakdown, Good Times Bad Times...Led Zeppelin produces perfection.
by Fishinsolitude July 19, 2015
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Led Zeppelin

Rock band formed in 1968 by guitarist Jimmy Page that became the best band ever.
"I was watching 'The Song Remains The Same' last night, Led Zeppelin is the best band ever."
by JohnnyAngel69 January 23, 2013
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Led Zeppelin

The best 70s/80s band out there. If you don't like Led Zeppelin, you sir are an idiot (and probably need hearing aids).
Person 1: dang Led Zeppelin is so good. Every word is a poem.

Person 2: screw you man every letter is a poem
by Starkasm March 12, 2015
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zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.
Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.
by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013
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