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Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024
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Pedo zen

A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day
Pedo zen A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day
by Sir Richardson July 25, 2021
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Zen

noun - a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. Characterized by great bodies, fine asses, hot faces, and butter melting personalities,
“that boy is such a zen”.
by jbufis62 January 27, 2024
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Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
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Zen dildo

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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Zen

noun: name

Japanese name originating from Buddhism

most likely would join a group of weebs,goths, or gays in school.
a horrible person who could have a kind heart to some people.
likes to keep to themselves and doesn't especially like social gatherings.
"hey, have you heard of zen?"

"yeah they stole my girlfriend last night"

"damn dude"
by wahlrus man January 28, 2022
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Zen

Some kid that gives me hats
Thanks for the hat Zen!
by Bbbbbbbby May 5, 2018
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