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To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.
"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker
by bruhsoundeffectnumber2 July 31, 2019
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something that is bittersweet.
getting a good half and a bad half to something.
John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?

Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!

John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
by sergio0691 November 8, 2006
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To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you
If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no
by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019
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An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.

An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.
Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
by ThatOneHuman December 28, 2005
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And that is why you fail

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A phrase used to indicate when a person is at fault or had made some sort of mistake. Can be used in a similar manner as "that's what she said" at the end of the persons' sentence.
Leaving the mall after a long day of shopping for a friends birthday present

Jake: Dude, so what did you buy?
Adam: I bought some shirts, jeans, and a fresh pair of kicks.
Jake: So which one of those is the gift?
Adam: ....gift?

Jake: And that is why you fail...
by AllEyzeOnE March 11, 2010
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when in a fight, used to threaten people that you are going to hit them in the mouth, founded by the clipston click
"yeah, im going to bounce up and bop you in the mouth"
by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004
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