yard onion

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.
She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!
by The_don_carryon_nigga August 21, 2017
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Yard Pass

Jail term for being allowed yard, or free time outdoors. This term can be used in reference to a wife or girlfriend allowing their male to partake in guys night or any other non-female-inclusive free time.
"Dude, did your old lady give you a yard pass to come bowling?"

or

"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"
by Robopath December 27, 2005
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Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.
by Seamus December 11, 2004
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Yard Sail

Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.
"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."

"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"

"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
by BodhiCypha November 09, 2008
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Bone Yard

bedroom where you have sex
I'll meet you at the bone yard.
by Renegade January 20, 2004
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Yard Monkey

The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.
When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".
by twirler20 January 30, 2011
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yard balls

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yard balls!
by Peter W April 08, 2006
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