Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.

Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014

Wiener pringle

A pringle made to put on your wiener for others consumption

My husband had a wiener pringle on his thing and I decided to eat it

by Milkhorny April 27, 2020

Wide Wiener

When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.

My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener

by Widest Wiener March 16, 2023

wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS

Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER

by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018

wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

Wiener leaner

A wiener leaner is when you adjust you wiener to the right position so that you are comfortable.

"Wait man I have to adjust!"
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."

by Itsbabyc💜 December 26, 2016