A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.
Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.
by Shederector May 22, 2006
 Get the wannabe pikeymug.
Get the wannabe pikeymug. A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021
 Get the Vampire Wannabemug.
Get the Vampire Wannabemug. Www.wannabetrender.weebly.com is a cute little fashion blog for teens. One of the only fashion blogs that isn't centred around unacheivable standards and consumerism, but on the basics of fashion.
"Omg have you seen Wannabe Trender, the new fashion blog?"
"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"
"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"
by Mystery answrerererer April 17, 2014
 Get the wannabe trendermug.
Get the wannabe trendermug. Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.
Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011
 Get the Wannabe textmug.
Get the Wannabe textmug. People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)
by 226alltheway December 28, 2020
 Get the wannabe baracomug.
Get the wannabe baracomug. That kid who wears all black, skeleton necklaces and rings, a choker from Clair's, shops at hot topic, thinks Billie eillish is emo but the moment an actual emo tries talking to them about emo stuff they sound like a total idiot cause they don't know anything about the emo culture or what it actually means to be emo. A wannabe emo will usually say that have deppression cause they took a quiz on BuzzFeed. Wannabe emos are usually about 12-15 girls who probably have cheap box red hair dye.
Actual emo: I saw you at hot topic the other day
Emo wannabe: oh yeah I'm so emo, I go their all the time
Actual emo: what's your favorite emo musician?
Wannabe emo: Billie eillish! Ocean eyes is my favorite song!
Emo wannabe: oh yeah I'm so emo, I go their all the time
Actual emo: what's your favorite emo musician?
Wannabe emo: Billie eillish! Ocean eyes is my favorite song!
by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019
 Get the Emo wannabemug.
Get the Emo wannabemug. by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
 Get the kardashian wannabemug.
Get the kardashian wannabemug.