vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Vertical Motion

the action of bouncing on someone's shit

Brake gave David vertical motion.

by Bill Edmonson April 25, 2023

Vertically challenged

A dwarf, a midget

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged

by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019

Vertical

why the fuck did you put vertical into an urban dictionary

this man put vertical into the urban dictionary
what the fuck

by Raptor_but_its_not_already_use January 25, 2021

vertical snuff

Looking down staircases to spot feminine necklines and paps

Lets go vertical snuffing! Word up! Lets go, we will spot the hottest paps!

by Vertico March 9, 2018